5. Frank Ocean plugs his new music video, assumes you're unemployed.
4. Does this explain the whole Wayne Coyne beef? I kid, I kid.
3. A terrifying glimpse of the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come.
2. Andrew W.K., a Top 5 Tweet favorite, is filming at Fuse's studio today. I bloodied my face in solidarity.
1. The latest in promotional synergy: Naming your new kitten after a track on your boyfriend's new album! Unfortuantely, Kim Kardashian is under the impression that just because something is made of fur it can be worn as a fashion accessory. Poor little "Mercy" cat.