Sometimes revenge is the best cure for a broken heart. And by revenge, I mean, "selling your ex-girlfriend's Radiohead tickets in a scathing and hilarious online advertisement." This is exactly what Radiohead fan "Stu" did earlier today in an amazing post on auction site Gumtree.
The post offers two tickets, his ex-girlfriend and her friend's, to tonight's show at London's O2 Arena for face value. The only catch? It's "necessary that the people purchasing these tickets be attractive females that will pose in flirty photos with us at the Radiohead gig - thus making the cheating c-m bucket inconcievably outraged." He also notes that his ex "fornicated with 2 other men during our 3 year relationship." Yikes. But there's nothing like a Radiohead show and a bit of internet fame to ease the pain. Well, there might be one thing better: "Sex after the concert is optional but encouraged."
The ad has since gone viral, with posts on Gawker and NME, so much so that Breaking Bad star Aaron Paul, who is also at the Radiohead show tonight, heard about it and tweeted out an offer to hang out:
And read Stu's full Gumtree post below.