October 5, 2012


Drunken Philosopher Chris Brown Ponders, "Is There Such Thing as Loving Two People?"

See, you know what the problem is with you? You don't get the real Chris Brown. At least, that's what (the real) Chris Brown suggests in a new self-released video showing the singer drunkenly having a conversation with himself about his latest dilemma: he's in love with two women at the same damn time.

As the video above shows, Brown is "stressed out" over this whole Rihanna/Karreuche Tran situation. "When you share a history with somebody, then you tend to fall in love with somebody else, it's kind of difficult," says Brown. The soulful poet, appending himself to the pantheon of classic philosophers, continues: "Is there such thing as loving two people? I don't know if that's possible, but for me, it feels like that."

After all the controversy, criticism and analysis, the real Chris Brown offers his own take on his polarizing life: "I just care too much," he says, while footage of him in a club chugging champagne and performing onstage with Rihanna is juxtaposed with the admittedly drunk singer lamenting in the back of a car (and later, hunched over in a hallway, smoking... something).

Rihanna, for her part, took to Twitter to defend her maybe kinda okay probably boyfriend.

Ain't nobody bidness..... But mine and my baby!
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So it seems Chris is in a pickle, one that has been explored by everyone from Hinder ("Lips of an Angel") to Lou Bega ("Mambo No. 5"!). But really, Lost Boyz pretty much nailed it: