5. 50 Cent is considering a career as a tech writer!
4. Soulja Boy tweeted an Instagram of himself talking to his fans on the Internet about a TV show. It's a frightening technology loop.
3. Not to shill for Metallica, but Kill 'Em All kicks are pretty awesome.
1. This pic of Maddie Spears would be cute if you'd never seen the overtly sexual "...Baby One More Time" video this outfit hails from. Also, is this tweet a sentence?