5. What he's saying is, "Don't ask me about Flavor Flav's problems with the law."
4. And this from a man whose Twitter wallpaper is a still from American Psycho.
3. Amanda Palmer explains her shaving habits:
2. Where does Tyga's newborn son go when he's hungry? Rack City, b—ch!
1. Midlife crises usually don't look this good.