October 4, 2012


Yes, Rick Ross' New Mixtape Is Really Called 'Black Bar Mitzvah'

Notable Jewish rapper Rick Ross rhymed about "walking on Jewish marble" in "Presidential" and hanging out with Jews in saunas on Drake's "Lord Knows," but with the release of the artwork for new mixtape Black Bar Mitzvah, he's one circumcision and guilting grandmother away from being a full member of the tribe.

The album cover features an image of Ross in a fur coat intertwined with the Star of David, with the S's in "Ross" dollar signs because to some people, all Jews are obsessed with money. Rozay announced the news via Twitter, announcing that the mixtape will be available next Monday, October 8, at 2 PM EST on DatPiff.com.

We have questions: Will Ross have an actual Bar Mitzvah onstage for his upcoming tour with Meek Mill and Wale? Which members have to lift him in the chair during the hora? Does his lighting guy now have to buy a menorah? The world awaits.