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Michael Buckner

What do the Kardashians, Snooki and Britney Spears all have in common? No, they're not people who will never go away (JK, Brit)—they're all published authors! Well, almost. #USA

According to the Hollywood Reporter, the "Till The World Ends" singer is in "discussions" with It Books, an imprint of Harper Collins. Britney is in talks to write a roman a clef for the publisher, a novel about "real life" featuring fictionalized experiences.

No word on what kind of cash this book will bring in for Ms. Spears or if it's actually happening, but one thing's for sure—as long as there's a chapter about "Dustin Fimberlake," we're pre-ordering it.