February 27, 2013


Ke$ha's Mom Helped Write a Song About Ke$ha's Vagina

C Flanigan
C Flanigan

In case you hadn't heard anything relatively disgusting come out of Ke$ha's mouth recently, today's your lucky day! The "Die Young" singer recently told Q Magazine (via NME) that her mother, who's also a songwriter, helped her write the track "Gold Trans Am," a song featured on the deluxe version of Warrior. That'd be pretty nice and normal and all... if the song wasn't about Ke$ha's vagina.

"It began as a song about my car," Ke$ha told the mag, "Which is a gold Trans Am, and it works about 40 percent of the time. I don't have another car because I love that one so much. But then like all great pop it became a metaphor for something else—my p-ssy."

Tell us more, Ke$ha! "That may not be normal to the average psychiatrist out there but I think it's pretty cool…don't analyze. That's the problem with so much culture out there. People are so trapped into trying to do the right thing. As long as you are not hurting anyone I think you should feel free to indulge your fantasies."

We've learned two important things here: Ke$ha's hoo-ha works 40 percent of the time, and her and her mom are closer than you and your mom.