April 1, 2013


Vanessa Hudgens Drowns 4 Kittens in Attempt to Reform Image

After posing as a gun-toting, coke-sniffing, threesome-having robber in Harmony Korine's Spring Breakers, former Disney star Vanessa Hudgens, best known for her role as Gabrielle Montez in the High School Musical films, was spotted by TMZ drowning four kittens in an attempt to further dispel her sugar-coated princess image.

"What the f-ck are you b-itches looking at?", said the singer/actress to shocked photographers as she plunged a cat named Fluffington Post into a watery grave. "Don't start none. Won't be none."

With blood stains dotting a ripped tank top emblazoned with the words "Porn Star 69", Hudgens picked up a second cat, Vladimir Purr-tin, yelled, "Who's a Kids Choice Awards winner now, b-tch?" and held it nape-first underwater.

Two other cats, Furry-up Offense and Meow Zedong, were subsequently killed by the rebellious actress.

Hudgens was later seen alone outside Los Angeles' Chateau Marmont eating what appeared to be human flesh.

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