The Most Hilarious, Random Overheard Quotes at Lollapalooza
"Sh-t, you guys, the app just told me it was gonna rain."
"Ohmigodcrystalcastleswassoooooogood," - a super drunk Crystal Castles super fan
"They don't play real instruments, they play, like, electronic instruments," - Some guy I almost beat up at Disclosure
"We love Chicago and everything that its music has done for us," - Howard Lawrence, one half of Disclosure
"Ugh, I have no service," - Everyone with a cell phone
"Sorry!" - everyone who bumped into me (because Chicago is really friendly)
"Careful, there's puke three feet behind you," - a concerned BF to his GF at Chance the Rapper
"But honestly, what is with the shorts?" - a concerned mom re: festival shorts
"Wait, which one is married to a model?" - Someone who thinks Mumford & Sons is Kings of Leon
"I do love a festival wrist. So many credentials."
"This song is perfect!!!"- One Ellie Goulding fan as soon as "Lights" started
"Hold the f-ck up, it's too hot up here, I need to take off my jacket," - HAIM bassist Este Haim
"She reminds me of somebody... Alicia Keys? Tracy Chapman?" - My mom about Liana La Havas
"Christ, I feel old," - A 25-year-old at Major Lazer
"I can't believe this is happening," - The gothiest of goths at The Cure
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