September 22, 2013


Joanna Newsom and Andy Samberg Are Hitched!

Kevin Mazur/WireImage
Kevin Mazur/WireImage

Hipster boys across the world now have another excuse to shed some tears—harpist/singer-songwriter and venerated audiophile pinup girl, Joanna Newsom, officially tied the knot with The Lonely Island funnyman, Andy Samberg.

According to The Hollywood Reporter, the opposites-do-attract duo wed at Big Sur California's exclusive luxury retreat, the Post Ranch Inn, yesterday.

Samberg and Newsom have been together for five years and announced their engagement in February.

Last month Samberg deeply saddened fans—or maybe just us?—by revealing that he would never collaborate musically with his love. He told Glamour:

"We've talked about [collaborating]

"But we've decided ultimately that her fans would probably kill me in my sleep. What she does is so, like, actually beautiful and important."

So, I guess that means they won't be spending their honeymoon engaging in smoldering rap-harp sessions in the resort's exclusive high-end, extra large couple's sauna?

Look, it's totally cool, guys:

No. 1—You're newly weds. No. 2.—What happens in Big Sur, stays in Big Sur…