John Legend and his Sports Illustrated swimsuit model girlfriend Chrissy Teigen got married over the weekend in Italy, causing a generation of males to irrationally belittle the singer under their breath and exclaim, "Whatever. What does he have that I don't?"
According to People, the couple exchanged vows in Lake Como among their rich and famous friends, including Kanye West, Stevie Wonder and Brooklyn Decker, who was the maid of honor. Biz Markie reportedly DJed, because if you're going to play "Just a Friend" anyway, might as well fly the man himself to Italy to spin it, right?
As Teigen mentioned on Twitter, the wedding was not without its mishaps, as the model noted that "too many kind words [were] flooding in." The couple are looking forward, presumably, to having genetically perfect babies.
John Legend and Groomsmen