LOS ANGELES, CA - JANUARY 26: Singer Beyonce and rapper Jay Z perform onstage during the 56th GRAMMY Awards at Staples Center
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Beyonce and Jay Z kicked off the 2014 GRAMMYs with a bang, and yes, that's a euphemism. The royal couple of hip-hop performed a super sexed-up version of "Drunk in Love," complete with an NC-17 chair dance. Who's watching Blue Ivy?!

As chaotic lights flashed her silhouette against the foreground, Beyonce emerged straddling a chair, looking like she was fresh out of the shower. No, really--her hair was still wet. Bey wiggled and writhed in a black body suit on a rotating stage, just her and the chair, before Jay Z emerged sporting his usual suit and tie. Bey and Jay danced and rubbed on each other, and everyone watching at home is now pregnant.

The censors were working overtime, too. They made sure to drop the volume on a couple of the lyrics: "We woke up in the kitchen saying how the hell did this sh-t happen" as well as a good chunk of Jay's verse.

"Drunk in Love" is by far the fan favorite from Beyonce's surprise self-titled album. The sultry duet video with Jay has spawned all kind of YouTube dedications as well as an infamous SURFBOARD sweatshirt.

Don't miss the rest of our GRAMMYs 2014 coverage, and check out hot red carpet photos below.