January 9, 2015


Pitbull Has Absolutely No Interest In Partying On Mars

Christopher Polk/AMA2014/Getty Images for DCP
Christopher Polk/AMA2014/Getty Images for DCP

Pitbull is good at name-checking nearly every city worth visiting on the globe and rhyming "Kodak" with "Kodak," but one skill he's not looking to perfect in the coming months is intergalactic travel. Or, specifically, partying, but in space. He'd rather keep his hip-shaking terrestrial, thank you very much.

In a recent interview with Rolling Stone, Mr. 305 was asked if he'd be potentially interested in raging on Mars, as he's nearly exhausted the number of opportunities and venues for galivanting here on earth. He'll opt for a Miami shindig over a Martian one any day. "I don't know how much partying I'm going to do on Mars, to be honest with you," he says. "Sh*t, what do they have on Mars? Nothing. It's gonna be hard to take me away from Miami—this is already another planet for me. We got water, we got oxygen, we're good."

Miami is kind of its own planet, so we'll give him that. It'd be a shame to rob the world of a photo op of Pitbull rocking a space suit and his trademark shades, though.

2015 is set to be a huge year for the dance floor titan: He just hosted Fox's New Year's Eve festivities, and he'll be kicking off a national tour in support of 2014's Globalization alongside Enrique Iglesias on January 27 in El Paso, Texas.