April 16, 2015

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Weekly Prescription: Your Coachella Dosage for April 16

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Music is a source of comfort and catharsis for most people, so we decided to stock up our musical pharmacy with some tunes to cure your ailments. From your first fight with your significant other to a Friday Funday, check with us weekly for new musical prescriptions.

Ailment: Coachella Headache

While everyone else is tweeting, Instagramming and talking non-stop about their festival plans this weekend or their hangover from last weekend…you're just not. For whatever reason, financial, professional, procrastination or otherwise, you didn't get tickets. So rather than let yourself wallow in the headache of everyone's Coachella brag-a-thon you need to turn up your own beats.

Drug name: Codezcazine

Active ingredients: Bright colorful background sounds and a heavy dose of drum machine.

Uses: To alleviate the pressure in your head and create a calming and energizing mindset to get through until the middle of next week when the roar has died down.

Directions: Close all forms of social media. Bring volume to a comfortable level and repeat until you move around enough to shake some of your headache away.

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