April 23, 2015

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Weekly Prescription: Your Musical Dosage for April 23

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Music is a source of comfort and catharsis for most people, so we decided to stock up our musical pharmacy with some tunes to cure your ailments. From vertigo to giving in to your ex for a meetup, check with us weekly for new musical prescriptions.

Ailment: World Sick

Earth Day came and you didn't feel particularly motivated. Everyone was hugging trees and recycling, but you felt—still feel—a little more like the deflated non-biodegradable materials in your trash can than like a Captain Planet character. Can we really make a difference? You need some motivation for a destination.

Drug Name: Kimino Nicaurine

Active Ingredients: A fresh spin on a classic with the extra-strength force of vocal power. 

Uses: Rebuilds thoughts and emotions to both release frustration and develop strands of hope. 

Stop Use If: You get the urge to actually run outside and scream, "What's going on?"

Directions: Play at high volume after meals. 

Warning: Could cause emotional distress if played on an empty stomach.

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