April 8, 2015

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Weekly Prescription: Your Coachella Dosage for April 8

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Music is a source of comfort and catharsis for most people, so we decided to stock up our musical pharmacy with some tunes to cure your ailments. From a rainy day to a cheap-ass customer, check with us weekly for new musical prescriptions.

Ailment: Rainy Lethargy

There are more than 30 emails in your inbox, 12 items on your to-do list and your phone is ringing. Unfortunately, all you can focus on are the sound of water hitting your office window and the gray clouds undulating in the sky outside. Now, your coworker is asking you a question, but you're tuning her out. You need to refocus.

Drug name: Strattychero

Active ingredients: Ambient colorful sounds to chill your mind and synth blends to keep the rhythm of your day alive.

Uses: The steady groove creates a soundtrack to mother nature allowing for better mental precision.

Stop use if: You completely fall asleep.

Directions: Play at maximum volume, close your eyes and ingest for 30 seconds. Open eyes and close all computer windows except for the first thing on your to-do list. Complete task. Move on to the next. Repeat if necessary.

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