Lost Angeles: Dating Your Ex is Hard

FUSE TV - Lost Angeles: Dating Your Ex is Hard

Ladies and gents…don’t judge me. We last left off at a place where I was about to dive into a date with my ex-boyfriend, but I want to explain why and how. To do that, we have to go back.

Let’s start at the end of last year, when I met the third guy in a row to tell me those six deadly words: “I’m not ready for a relationship." (The close cousin is “I’m not looking for anything serious.”)

Maybe we’ll get into that whole ordeal another time, but for now, the important thing to remember is Mr. Sugar (as we’ll refer to him from here on out) had repeatedly told me he didn’t want a commitment. Even went as far as to tell me that he encouraged me to date other people if it helped me from becoming attached to him, because that was a dead end road, with no exit to Commitmentville. 

Enter too much alcohol. After another night of being rejected by Mr. Sugar, I had the realization that it was High & Dry’s birthday. (I have quite a few ex-boyfriends, several of whom I've chronicled here on Fuse, so let’s call this one High & Dry.) My mezcal-fueled fingertips raced to convey belated birthday wishes with a tinge of “I don’t give a shit though.” No response. Black out.

Work Hard, Play Hard

20m

Work Hard, Play Hard

Hard Reboot

20m

Hard Reboot

Dating Factory

Dating Factory

Lost In Paradise

21m

Lost In Paradise

It's Hard Being Precocious

21m

It's Hard Being Precocious

Dating Life Drama

22m

Dating Life Drama

True Dating Stories

True Dating Stories

Angel McCoughtry

21m

Angel McCoughtry

Hard Times for Milk & Poster

1m

Hard Times for Milk & Poster

Who's Guarding the Angel?

21m

Who's Guarding the Angel?

Lost In Translation - Aight, So Boom

2m

Lost In Translation - Aight, So Boom

True Dating Stories - S3 Trailer

1m

True Dating Stories - S3 Trailer

Bambiana's Accidental Date: Deleted Scene

2m

Bambiana's Accidental Date: Deleted Scene

True Dating Stories - S2 Trailer

1m

True Dating Stories - S2 Trailer

True Dating Stories - S1 Trailer

1m

True Dating Stories - S1 Trailer

It's Hard To Raise Yourself These Days

20m

It's Hard To Raise Yourself These Days

Is Tossing Your Man's Salad The Way To His Heart: Dear Bambiana

2m

Is Tossing Your Man's Salad The Way To His Heart: Dear Bambiana

True Dating Stories - S3: First Look

30s

True Dating Stories - S3: First Look

King Bach Crashes Into His Ex

2m

King Bach Crashes Into His Ex

Do's and Don'ts of Online Dating

1m

Do's and Don'ts of Online Dating

The 'Transcendent' Ladies Reveal Their Dating Nightmares

1m

The 'Transcendent' Ladies Reveal Their Dating Nightmares

Find Your Inspiration

20m

Find Your Inspiration

Clap Your Hands, Everybody

21m

Clap Your Hands, Everybody

Recycle Your Baby Clothes

42m

Recycle Your Baby Clothes

Mole Chilaquiles in Los Angeles: Fluffly Off the Menu

2m

Mole Chilaquiles in Los Angeles: Fluffly Off the Menu

Steve Aoki Meets His Puppet: Hollywood Puppet Shitshow First Date

1m

Steve Aoki Meets His Puppet: Hollywood Puppet Shitshow First Date

Big Freedia Meets Her Puppet: Hollywood Puppet Shitshow First Date

1m

Big Freedia Meets Her Puppet: Hollywood Puppet Shitshow First Date

Hollywood Puppet Shitshow First Date: Wilmer Valderrama Meets His Puppet

56s

Hollywood Puppet Shitshow First Date: Wilmer Valderrama Meets His Puppet

Hollywood Puppet Shitshow First Date: Terry Crews Meets His Puppet

1m

Hollywood Puppet Shitshow First Date: Terry Crews Meets His Puppet

What's In Your Fridge: Smino

1m

What's In Your Fridge: Smino

What's In Your Fridge: Dumbfoundead

2m

What's In Your Fridge: Dumbfoundead

What's In Your Fridge: Tinashe

1m

What's In Your Fridge: Tinashe

'Hollywood Puppet Shitshow' First Date: Amanda Cerny Meets Herself on Strings

1m

'Hollywood Puppet Shitshow' First Date: Amanda Cerny Meets Herself on Strings

Hollywood Puppet Shitshow First Date: Damon Wayans Jr. Meets His Puppet

1m

Hollywood Puppet Shitshow First Date: Damon Wayans Jr. Meets His Puppet

Hollywood Puppet Sh!tshow First Date: Amber Rose Meets Her Puppet

1m

Hollywood Puppet Sh!tshow First Date: Amber Rose Meets Her Puppet

Fare is Fair

21m

Fare is Fair

G Is Shot

21m

G Is Shot

The Winner Is…

44m

The Winner Is…

Who is Hypeman?

8m

Who is Hypeman?

Can You Keep Your Wishing Down?

21m

Can You Keep Your Wishing Down?

What's In Your Fridge: DaniLeigh

56s

What's In Your Fridge: DaniLeigh

What's In Your Fridge: Omar Apollo

1m

What's In Your Fridge: Omar Apollo

What's In Your Fridge: Joyce Wrice

2m

What's In Your Fridge: Joyce Wrice

What's In Your Fridge: Maria Isabel

1m

What's In Your Fridge: Maria Isabel

What's In Your Fridge: Guapdad 4000

1m

What's In Your Fridge: Guapdad 4000

In Your B.A.S.E.

22m

In Your B.A.S.E.

What's In Your Fridge: Dave East

2m

What's In Your Fridge: Dave East

Get Your First Taste of 'Transcendent'

1m

Get Your First Taste of 'Transcendent'

What's In Your Fridge: G-Eazy

57s

What's In Your Fridge: G-Eazy

Hollywood Puppet Sh!tshow First Date: Anjelah Johnson-Reyes Meets Her Puppet

1m

Hollywood Puppet Sh!tshow First Date: Anjelah Johnson-Reyes Meets Her Puppet

What's In Your Fridge: A$AP Ferg

2m

What's In Your Fridge: A$AP Ferg

My Name is Pedro

1h 35m

My Name is Pedro

Prince: My Name Is

41m

Prince: My Name Is

Wearing Your Shower Curtain to the Club

41m

Wearing Your Shower Curtain to the Club

The Gig Is Up

1h 25m

The Gig Is Up

Is Everyone on Drugs?

20m

Is Everyone on Drugs?

Karruche Tran Meets A Mini Version of Herself: Hollywood Puppet Shitshow First Date

54s

Karruche Tran Meets A Mini Version of Herself: Hollywood Puppet Shitshow First Date

Fluffy's Hot Spots Ep. 1: Go-Karts and Barbershop Cocktails in Los Angeles

1m

Fluffy's Hot Spots Ep. 1: Go-Karts and Barbershop Cocktails in Los Angeles

Jason Markk Delivers Premium Care For Your Kicks

3m

Jason Markk Delivers Premium Care For Your Kicks

The Queen Diva Is Back

41m

The Queen Diva Is Back

My Name is Pedro - Trailer

1m

My Name is Pedro - Trailer

This Is A Sex Toy

21m

This Is A Sex Toy

Keeping Your Girls The Girls In Check: G-Thing

2m

Keeping Your Girls The Girls In Check: G-Thing

Is Freedia Stretching Herself too Thin?

3m

Is Freedia Stretching Herself too Thin?

Wearing Sleeveless Shirts Is A CRIME!

4m

Wearing Sleeveless Shirts Is A CRIME!

Is Everything Love At The Carters?

39s

Is Everything Love At The Carters?

Why Is He Blowing Me Kisses?

21m

Why Is He Blowing Me Kisses?

Joe Jonas' Dream Girl Is A Nightmare

10m

Joe Jonas' Dream Girl Is A Nightmare

This Is How A DCI Marimbist Rolls

1m

This Is How A DCI Marimbist Rolls

Is Nya A Baller On The Low?

51s

Is Nya A Baller On The Low?

All the Focus is on the Diamonds

21m

All the Focus is on the Diamonds

Is There Cultural Appropriation In Plastic Surgery?

17m

Is There Cultural Appropriation In Plastic Surgery?

Where Is It Illegal To Eat Frogs?!

14m

Where Is It Illegal To Eat Frogs?!

Waka Flocka Flame Is Now A Magician

2m

Waka Flocka Flame Is Now A Magician

LGBTQIA Community, What Is The New Norm?

6m

LGBTQIA Community, What Is The New Norm?

Where Is It ILLEGAL to Send Unwanted Pizzas?

6m

Where Is It ILLEGAL to Send Unwanted Pizzas?

Is It Illegal To Trip A Horse Up?

7m

Is It Illegal To Trip A Horse Up?

Dublab Is Internet Radio Like You've Never Heard Before

1m

Dublab Is Internet Radio Like You've Never Heard Before

Clash of The Corps Is Putting DCI Stereotypes To Rest

1m

Clash of The Corps Is Putting DCI Stereotypes To Rest

Bambiana’s Mom Is Not A Fan of Twerking or Sexy Photos

41s

Bambiana’s Mom Is Not A Fan of Twerking or Sexy Photos

How Much Is too Much When It Comes to Sex with Weezy

6m

How Much Is too Much When It Comes to Sex with Weezy

Silly String Is Illegal in What US City!? Comedians React to Strange Laws

6m

Silly String Is Illegal in What US City!? Comedians React to Strange Laws

Fuse+ is the Home for Big Freedia Means Business, Sex Sells, Made From Scratch & More!

30s

Fuse+ is the Home for Big Freedia Means Business, Sex Sells, Made From Scratch & More!

Lily

11m

Lily

Daters and Haters

22m

Daters and Haters

Carlita

12m

Carlita

Salma

13m

Salma

Phelisha

10m

Phelisha

Lady Gaga: Glory

50m

Lady Gaga: Glory

Enter the Metaverse

21m

Enter the Metaverse

Gabriel

8m

Gabriel

Monalisa

10m

Monalisa

Pleasure & Pain

20m

Pleasure & Pain

Teyana Taylor and Jhené Aiko

20m

Teyana Taylor and Jhené Aiko

Mobile Vixens

44m

Mobile Vixens

The Canvas LA - Trailer

1m

The Canvas LA - Trailer

Carlos Nino

10m

Carlos Nino

Bounce Goes Hollywood

21m

Bounce Goes Hollywood

Love Stakes

20m

Love Stakes

I've Got This Foot Thing

21m

I've Got This Foot Thing