Morrissey Has an Exceptionally Weird Term for "Boner"

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Few people are more outspoken than Morrissey. The frontman of the Smiths and all around British badass wrote a novel, and people of the internet are freaking out over one particular scene.

In his List of the Lost, a certain gent named Ezra gets it on with a woman named Eliza. When it comes time to describe his erection Morrissey got...creative?

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