September 24, 2015

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Morrissey Has an Exceptionally Weird Term for "Boner"

Xavi Torrent/Redferns via Getty Images
Xavi Torrent/Redferns via Getty Images

Few people are more outspoken than Morrissey. The frontman of the Smiths and all around British badass wrote a novel, and people of the internet are freaking out over one particular scene.

In his List of the Lost, a certain gent named Ezra gets it on with a woman named Eliza. When it comes time to describe his erection Morrissey got...creative?

He writes:

"Eliza's breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra's howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza's body except the otherwise central zone."

Yeah, bulbous salutation. The dude has a way with words, huh? When you're done letting that one digest, click through our list of the best albums of the year so far.

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