Morrissey Has an Exceptionally Weird Term for "Boner"

Morrissey Has an Exceptionally Weird Term for "Boner"

Few people are more outspoken than Morrissey. The frontman of the Smiths and all around British badass wrote a novel, and people of the internet are freaking out over one particular scene.

In his List of the Lost, a certain gent named Ezra gets it on with a woman named Eliza. When it comes time to describe his erection Morrissey got...creative?

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