Why Rihanna Should Be The Next James Bond
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The other day, I was looking at this ITV list titled “10 actors who could be the next James Bond,” and I fell asleep. I literally collapsed at my desk and took a nap.
Mind you, their picks for Daniel Craig’s successor are realistic: Idris Elba, Damian Lewis and Tom Hardy were all favorite choices for the U.K. bookmakers as of the summer, and Michael Fassbender seems like a reasonably debonair 007. The smart money’s on Elba, and who wouldn’t want to watch Stringer Bell outsmart bad guys again? However, on the other hand, come on. Henry Cavill? Rupert Friend? That guy from The Avengers? If anyone reading this is PUMPED by the news that James McAvoy might play James Bond, then this post is clearly not designed for you.
The answer is simple, and you might have guessed it by reading the headline: Rihanna should be the next Bond. There should be five Bond movies — at least five Bond movies! — starring Rihanna, because every one of those movies could feasibly go as hard than the “Hard” music video, and thus be essential.
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