February 3, 2016


John Kasich Will Try To Reunite Pink Floyd if Elected President

Gov. John Kasich is trailing in the polls as a Republican candidate for president, so he wants people to know what he can offer that Trump, Cruz and Rubio can't: an undying devotion to Pink Floyd.

During an interview with CNN, Kasich declared that Pink Floyd was responsible for the greatest concert he's ever attended. Kasich also promised to try and get the gang back together if elected in 2016.

"If I'm president, I am going to once and for all try to reunite Pink Floyd to come together and play a couple songs," Kasich stated. "And since we have so much trouble in America with our finances, I’m going to start with a little song they created called 'Money.'"

Keep those goals lofty, John! Pink Floyd's David Gilmour stated last August that the band is "done" following its 2014 album, The Endless River.