April 12, 2016

Poll

How Sexy Will Demi Lovato & Miguel's Song Be? Vote!

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Demi Lovato and Miguel have written a song together. And while we haven't heard the ditty—which I assume will be a slow jam to showcase their smooth voices—let's go ahead and assume it will be the sexiest thing we'll ever encounter.

Why? Because Demi's whole shtick with her last album was finding her inner confidence while also discovering love for her body. She worked out, she wore lots of bathing suits, she started a skincare line that made your face all dewy and shiny... like I said, sexy.

Miguel did the same with his last album, although he upped the kink a little bit more. Hello! "Coffee"? (I'll never forget the time he locked eyes with me from the stage and made love with my soul, but that's another story for another time.)

Anyway, the task at hand is deciding on how sexy this upcoming tune is going to be. Vote now!

How Sexy Will Demi Lovato & Miguel's Song Be? Poll

As sexy as falling asleep on the couch at 9 p.m.
About as sexy as *coffee* in the morning
As sexy as swimming in a vat of cheese with Jeff Goldbum
Sexxxier than Jeff Goldblum (like, in general)
As sexy as eating chocolate-covered strawberries in a silk robe
A little less sexy than borrowing 'Fifty Shades Darker' from the library... for your grandma
As sexy as the word "shagging"
As sexy as Austin Powers in his first film (but not the sequels)
Sexier than boobs that shoot like guns
On par sexy with pizza rain (that is when pizza rains from the sky and falls in your mouth)
Sexier than a 'Property Brothers' episode in a particularly difficult fixer upper Victorian
Equally sexy or greater than DJ Khaled on a Jetski
A little less sexy than Jason Derulo's sweaty abs
Sexier than that 'Booty' video with J.Lo and Iggy Azalea
Sexier than the purple filter on Snapchat
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