@gerardway you're too modest hark, you're the number one dad always.

— mark hoppus (@markhoppus) May 13, 2016

current dad level: got up at 4:30am to change the battery in a beeping smoke detector please please save your questions until afterwards

— mark hoppus (@markhoppus) May 7, 2016

current sunday dad level: clicked on "15 eye-opening breakfast nooks" may God have mercy on my eternal soul.

— mark hoppus (@markhoppus) April 17, 2016

Dad level: for Christmas I got an extension cord and am super stoked about it.

— mark hoppus (@markhoppus) December 25, 2015

Current dad status: for Christmas I got a shirt and a coffee mug.

— mark hoppus (@markhoppus) December 25, 2014

Current dad level: just pocket @ replied a tweet in which I Siri'd myself. Leaving it up to teach myself a valuable life lesson.

— mark hoppus (@markhoppus) September 12, 2015

10pm friday night everyone is asleep except for me and i'm reading a book. this is boss-level dad right now. i'm playing on expert mode.

— mark hoppus (@markhoppus) September 5, 2015

Current dad level: yelling at my son and his friends to not run by the pool.

— mark hoppus (@markhoppus) June 4, 2015

Good cop: I'M GOING IN!!
Dad cop: Hi Going In, I'm dad. Nice to meet you.

— mark hoppus (@markhoppus) April 13, 2015

Saturday Dad level: assembled a composter in the rain. pic.twitter.com/aE9ykpQWRn

— mark hoppus (@markhoppus) May 24, 2014

Cereal. It's what's for breakfast when dad is in charge.

— mark hoppus (@markhoppus) March 2, 2012

As a dad, I'm duty-bound to occasionally, without cause or provocation, yell out, "STOP SLAMMING THE DOORS IN MY HOUSE!"

— mark hoppus (@markhoppus) December 21, 2013

Thanks for all of the kind birthday wishes. I'm proud to be everyone's dad.

— mark hoppus (@markhoppus) March 15, 2015