August 1, 2016


The Funniest, Weirdest Overheard Quotes at Lollapalooza 2016

Barry Brecheisen/WireImage
Barry Brecheisen/WireImage

Lollapalooza has officially wrapped up the final night of their 25th anniversary bonanza! While we enjoyed brilliant performances from the likes of RadioheadRed Hot Chili Peppers and Grimes, some of the most fun moments actually came from the crowd.

They were so entertaining that we gathered up all the strangest and WTF-worthy quotes we overheard during the past four days.

"I said I wasn't gonna drink today."

Girl to friend during The 1975's performance: "Be happy!"

"Oh yeah, pee on this tree."

At the Porta-Potties: "I was so good at my aim."

"Deep dish pizza is nothing but a mediocre casserole."

During Lana Del Rey's performance: "'Ultraviolence'? More like ultra shittyness."

"Alright, we're basically in The Gatsby."

"This is an angsty crowd. They're all born to die."

"I would rather watch Lana Del Rey hug people for an hour than watch J. Cole."

"I've been hammered since like 10."

"It's okay, I already puked."

"I'm gonna be honest with you girls, I just stuck my hand in my own urine."

"It's like when your boyfriend ask to pee on you and you're just like, 'Fuck no!'"

"My dad said I couldn't come to Lolla because ISIS was gonna bomb it."

"I just fucking met the president's daughter!" 

"I'm already so fucked up, I look like an animal." 

"I've never really enjoyed standing and watching someone sing." 

"R.I.P. to the V.I.P." 

"I know that I'm secretly about to piss my pants." 

"I wish I was wearing pajama pants right now." 

"There were so many people in the street, it looked like fucking World War Z."

Next, watch a behind-the-scenes look at a day in the life of Fuse staffers at Lollapalooza 2016: