Samuel L. Jackson Breaks Down Five Seasons of 'Game of Thrones' for Newbies: Watch

Game of Thrones is one of the most popular shows of my time, but I have yet to see one episode of the HBO series. Luckily, Samuel L. Jackson was gracious enough to recap its first five seasons for GoT dummies like me. The actor teamed up with HBO for a seven-minute-long breakdown, which FINALLY explains all the things I was confused about: the dragons, if the show takes place in medieval times, the glory of Khaleesi and why everyone is obsessed with Jon Snow.

In his infamous explicit tone, Jackson gives a hilarious, easy-to-follow run-through that is naturally laced with more than a handful of curses and sarcastic lines. Basically what I got from this is that it snows a lot, everyone seems kind of angry, Cersei seems to throw shade just like me and there are some intense battles. Why can't Samuel L. Jackson just narrate everything?