Because we can't have anything nice, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's wax figures have been separated after the news of the IRL actors' divorce hit us on Tuesday.
I know. It's devastating.
The people at Madame Tussauds announced that they pulled the two wax sculptures away from each other and put them on different sides of the room after the couple, who have been together since 2004 and got married in 2014, decided to split over "irreconicible differences."
These particular reproductions of Brad and Angelina were debuted in London for Pitt's 50th birthday in December 2013. They spent nearly three dusty, immobile years together.