“Hugh Grant and his stutteringly pathetic ‘charm’ is about as appealing to me as closing my scrotum in a DVD case,” begins Jimmy Kimmel Live!'s new "Celebrities Read Mean Tweets" video. Then Grant asks what we all think every time we watch these: “Do you—are these real, or do you make them up to be especially nasty?”
You know the drill from there. Melissa McCarthy is "the Madea of white people," Anthony Mackie "looks like a fucking aardvark," Olivia Wilde's forehead is "the same size as my left ass cheek...and I weigh 250 lbs." Gold. Hurtful, cutting, bizarre gold.
The new "Celebrities Read Mean Tweets" also features Chris Evans, Jane Lynch, Norman Reedus, Margot Robbie, Judd Apatow, Paul Rudd, Ryan Gosling, Zac Efron, Wanda Sykes, Russell Crowe, Bryan Cranston and Kiefer Sutherland.