Actually-Good Rapper Shia LaBeouf Freestyles His Ass Off for 4 Minutes
Shia LaBeouf's hip-hop origin story is that he did some shirtless, intriguing bars that he actually stole.
Today he kinda completely mercilessly buried that incident by going on Sway in the Morning to run the 5 Fingers of Death freestyle. Over what Sway calls "five beats designed to trip you up or make you a star," Shia "Jewish Pac to this music with a twist of Whitman" LaB jumps in at the 1:40 mark, starts out okay, then lifts the fuck off. Bars:
Talk shit, I'll pop up, I'm poppin E's
Poppin', G, Poppa C, I'll get you high as poppy seeds, copy me?
You ain't Heather Knox–in' me, roger me?
Check me, check me, evidently
Kid is transcending
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