Taylor Swift definitely crushes a lot, and it's getting hard to keep all of her ex dudes straight. While she didn't exactly "date" all of these guys, it's close enough. Take a look back through T. Swift's romantic history, and join us in hoping you come back as her in your next life. Seen here, former flame John Mayer was put on blast on her 'Speak Now' track "Dear John" where she begged the question, "Don't you think I was too young to be messed with?"
After rumors about Taylor and Jake dating hit the Internet in late 2010, it was all but confirmed when a photo of Tay and J walking down the street drinking coffee made the rounds—coffee is serious! After the couple broke up a few months later, it's now rumored that Swift's first 'Red' single, "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together," is about Gyllenhaal. What'd you do, Jake?
After Joe Jonas dumped Taylor Swift during a now infamous 27-second phone call, Swift reportedly penned the 'Speak Now' track "Better Than Revenge." It's rumored the song is about actress Camille Belle, who Joe began dating shortly after their breakup: "Soon she's gonna find stealing other people's toys on the playground won't make you many friends / She should keep in mind, she should keep in mind there is nothing I do better than revenge." Team Taylor FTW.
Owl City's Adam Young
Though they never dated, it's rumored that Swift wrote the 'Speak Now' track "Enchanted" about Adam Young after meeting him at a concert. Also, the name of her first perfume, Wonderstruck, is taken from a line in the song. This dude must be hella charming.
Though the only public evidence we have of these two canoodling is at a hockey game in L.A. in early 2011, sources claim the "Glee" star was definitely into Taylor for a hot minute. He must have been nice, too—he didn't get a song written about him.
Adorably known as "Taylor Squared," Taylor and Taylor met on the set of the 2010 film 'Valentine's Day' and hit it off. Apparently "he liked her more than she liked him," and Swift wrote "Back To December" as an apology.
Despite telling Ellen DeGeneres they were "just friends" in 2010, the "Glee" star still got his own song! Well, allegedly. 'Speak Now' single "Mine" is reportedly about a "moment" the couple shared together: "Do you remember? We were sitting there by the water / You put your arm around me for the first time / You made a rebel of a careless man's careful daughter / You are the best thing that's ever been mine."
Taylor was able to check "date someone related to a U.S. president" off her bucket list when she started seeing Conor Kennedy in the summer of 2012. They called it quits after a few months, quite possibly because he was still a junior in high school when they were together.
With her BFF Selena Gomez dating Bieber at the time, Taylor Swift nabbed the next biggest teen heartthrob on earth when she started seeing One Direction's Harry Styles in 2012. Despite spending Christmas together on the ski slopes, Swiftie and Hazza weren't meant to be. They called it quits in early 2013 and she's proceeded to shade him whenever possible since then.