Does this pink dress make me look cute? I mean, even cuter? Like, Prom Night cute?

Captions by: Jesus Wears Skinny Jeans

Look at me, I put the same effort into this outfit as my last 12 songs.

If we smile or wear anything with color, we would breach our contract. But we make this look good, bitches!

I couldn't decide between three dresses, so I went with parts of all three.

I am almost as tall as the Oscar statue!

I'm hot and hot and hot. Yes, I'm hot!

Last year you didn't know my name, but look at me now! And my dress is made out of recycled bottles! Or something like that.

This is almost as awkward as shooting those scenes in 50 Shades.

I need my tuxedo to be as funny as I am! Damn!

Not sure if I’m geeky or sexy? Neither am I!

As a French woman it’s my responsibility to teach the Americans what real glamour looks like. 

This is how it's done bitches!

I didn't get a nomination, but Dolce & Gabbana gave me the best tuxedo of the night!

I'd like to thank my pregnancy for making this dress possible! Yay boobies!

It's all fun and games until the oysters go extinct.

Bravely blurring the lines between my leg and torso.

When you are as cute as I am, you just smile!

Fun fact: This gorgeous gown weighs twice as much as I do!

My dress is beautiful, but my Make-up Artist was sick and couldn’t come. I hope nobody noticed!

This is how you do high fashion, girls. Learn from the queen!

I know, it's not fair to be this pretty.

I am Nicole Kidman. I do whatever I want and I still look good. Even with this red belt.

I love showing off my golden globes.

In any other color this would be the best dress of the night, but in this color, the dress is more boring than the second hour of the Oscars.

You know I am always one of the best dressed, but tonight I wanted to look like the mother of the bride.

I am cuter than a keychain! My smile will keep people awake and my dress put them to sleep.

I don't even need to try to look this fabulous. I stumbled into my closet and came out looking like this.

This, is how you do FIERCE bitches.

Desperately seeking my career. No, really, where did it go?

Decided to give the Madonna thing a rest and went for Evita Peron instead!