UPDATE (5/17): Watch the full video RIGHT HERE.

Our main heroine looks stunning as badass babe Catastrophe. Get it? CAT-astrophe. The single is rumored to be about Katy Perry, whose fans are called Katy Kats...let the conspiracy theories begin!

Former Disney starlet Selena Gomez shows yet another side of herself playing Arsyn, Taylor's archnemsis in the music video. If T.Swift's name wasn't enough to stir up Katy Perry rumors, perhaps Gomez's blunt black bob (a style Katy rocked multiple times last year) will be.

Supermodel and total It Girl Cara Delevinge turns into Mother Chucker for "Bad Blood." She looks absolutely gorgeous in the flyer...so we'll let her get away with that questionable moniker.

When Mariska Hargitay isn't laying down the law and order (see what we did there??) as Olivia Benson (the character, not the cat) she's befriending T Swift as Justice. No guessing here!

Grey's Anatomy babe Ellen Pompeo sheds her scrubs for something a bit more deviant. Introducing Luna!

If her name is unfamiliar to you, don't worry, we had to look it up, too! Martha Hunt is part of the model clan of Swifty's BFFs, here rocking what appears to be some heavy-duty weaponry as Homeslice. Not the most menacing moniker, but definitely a tough looking lady!

Here's a surprising one for ya: Jessica Alba also appears in the "Bad Blood" video (wearing an outfit similar to Swift's) as Domino. She's played a superhero in the past, so we're sure this will feel totally natural to the starlet.

Empire Star Serayah is newer to the Swift family but definitely fits the mold: She's ridiculously talented and bright, totally gorgeous and fun. Here she stretches those unapologetic muscles as Dilemma.

Taylor's best friend in the entire world (and universe, and other universes, probably) Karlie Kloss is here as the Knockout! A fitting title for the drop dead gorgeous model.

Pop-punk prodigy and Paramore frontwoman Hayley Williams flaunts her iconic physical feature—fiery hair—to become the Crimson Cruse. Let's hope flames are involved.

Taylor Swift's Kendrick Lamar obsession is well-documented on her Instagram account and, you know, in real life. Apparently the appreciation is mutual and K-Dot decided to join the singer as Welvin Da Great.

Disney starlet-turned-super goddess Zendaya is a newbie to the T-Swift friend clan, but is equally as impressive as the others. Check out how she wields a knife as the fearless Cut-Throat.

Here's where Swifty changes the game. Instead of killer musicians with killer tunes getting all the killer characters, she's invited her model BFFs to bask in some of the glory. Here is Lily Aldridge as Frostbyte.

In addition to being a model and inside Taylor's inner circle, Hailee Steinfeld is an Oscar-nominated actress...channeling her triple-threat talent as the Trinity. 

Girls genius Lena Dunham befriended Swift long ago, and the pair have been inseparable ever since. (Also, hello, Dunham is dating 1989 collaborator Jack Antonoff of Bleachers fame.) Lena is a bit quirkier than the other ladies (and one gent!) on this list, so rocking a cigar as Lucky Fiori just works.

Ellie Goulding has something of a rep for being the cool, alternative pop star so rocking a black latex suit and a massive weapon comes easy. Introducing Destructa X!

It girl/Cody Simpson significant other and total Tay bestie Gigi Hadid has her photo taken on the daily, so posing as Slay Z is effortless. We're not so sure what her super power is just yet, but we're so ready to learn.