Zach Galifianakis Spanks Justin Bieber on 'Between Two Ferns'

FUSE TV - Zach Galifianakis Spanks Justin Bieber on 'Between Two Ferns'

Justin Bieber swung by Zach Galifianakis' mock talk show Between Two Ferns, and, projecting the imaginations of millions, got a proper spanking by the comic with his belt for "smoking pot" and "pee-peeing in buckets."

Among Galifianakis' more memorable zings:

"It's really exciting to talk to you, especially right in the middle of your public meltdown"

"When you’re in the recording studio, do you ever think, ‘Hey, what if I don’t make something shitty.’ Does that pop into your mind in the process?"

"You’ve had three hairstyles. What’s next for your career?"

The comic proceeded to bring up some of the Biebs' latest public mishaps like Bucketgate before standing up and yelling, "I don’t like your attitude. I don’t think your mom would mind if a stranger whipped her son." We agree.

At least Bieber got a good one in. After Galifianakis asked, "You know what I was doing when I was your age?," he retorted, "Finishing fourth grade?" Burn.

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