Watch: Dolly Parton Raps (Seriously) About Boobs, Twerking, Miley Cyrus
Queen Latifah, one of the pioneers of female hip hop, invited country legend/plastic surgery addict Dolly Parton to showcase her rap skills on the latest episode of The Queen Latifah Show. Yeah, this really happened.
Sporting a ridiculous afro, Parton messily dropped lines about Dollywood, her famously-fake 40DD breasts and smoking: "Put that in your pipe and smoke it!" she rhymes.
Oh, and don't forget twerking. "I'm tweaking! / I'm workin', I'm twerkin'! / Hey Miley! / I got your wrecking balls right here!" And she's not referring to Cyrus' new single, but the $600,000 wrecking crew attached to her chest.
But don't worry, Dolly doesn't actually twerk. Whew. Watch above.