Hey, did you have a nice three-day weekend? We hope so. Because starting now, your week is about to take a turn for the weird: Watch 60-year-old porn star Ron Jeremy (yeah, you read that right) reenact Miley Cyrus' "Wrecking Ball" video shot for shot (yeah, you read that right too).
It's the worst nightmare for anyone who had that friend with a creepy uncle or stepdad who walked around the house in their tighty-whities and tank top. The viewer gets close-up shots of Jeremy's graying underarm hair, the yellowing bags under his eyes and a belly button that seriously looks like a mini penis. Curiously, The Hedgehog opts to cover himself with nude-colored underwear while swinging on the wrecking ball instead of baring all a la Miley—wait a minute, who's the porn star again?
We even get to hear his vocal take on the synth ballad which is just as cringeworthy as the video.
With 1.2 million views in less than four days, perhaps we'll be seeing more vids from The Hardest (Working) Man in Showbiz author? Maybe his buddy 50 Cent can drop a verse with him?