The ninth leg of Britney Spears' residency at Las Vegas' Planet Hollywood launched in early August after a two-month break. Piece of Me will hit its two-year anniversary this December, but that doesn't mean Brit's just going through the motions. At a recent performance, captured by a YouTuber with a great seat, Ms. Spears went H.A.M. on males everywhere
Still sweating off "Slave for You," Brit said, "So...being single for a year—yeah!—has been very, very, very profound. And I feel like all men should suck...my...toe."
We love it, although we're confused by that "single for a year" thing. Did she forget that eight-month relationship she got out of...two months ago? Maybe she just doesn't count that one, since she did break up with her previous beau a year ago this month.
The toe-suck comment segued into "Freakshow," during which Britney often invites a volunteer onstage. "I think we should get a girl up here, right? Yes! I love girls, right? They're so beautiful," she said, surveying the audience. "Oh my god, they're so pretty. Hot guys, too, but..."
Britney starts chatting with the audience at the 52-second mark; have fun. Don't try to suck her toe in real life.