This Is What It'd Be Like If Kanye West Was a Stand-Up Comic

FUSE TV - This Is What It'd Be Like If Kanye West Was a Stand-Up Comic

Kanye West made a poignant, turnt speech at Sunday night's MTV VMAs. It was long, observational, and ended in a promise for presidential candidacy in 2020.

But what if everyone received 'Ye like he was going full Seinfeld? What if "I still don't understand award shows!" was the intro to a bunch of finely tuned jokes jokes? What if "I still don't understand!" was Kanye's comedic catchphrase? 

YouTuber David Elmaleh has the answer. Watch it above. 

What's It Gonna Be, Boys?

21m

What's It Gonna Be, Boys?

Is It Illegal To Trip A Horse Up?

7m

Is It Illegal To Trip A Horse Up?

Stand Up & Deliver

Stand Up & Deliver

This Is A Sex Toy

21m

This Is A Sex Toy

Shake It Up!

22m

Shake It Up!

Kick It Up

22m

Kick It Up

This Is How A DCI Marimbist Rolls

1m

This Is How A DCI Marimbist Rolls

Comic Con

12m

Comic Con

Like A Girl

Like A Girl

The Gig Is Up

1h 25m

The Gig Is Up

It's Hard Being Precocious

21m

It's Hard Being Precocious

Like A Girl - Trailer

1m

Like A Girl - Trailer

It's Not a Vacation, It's a Movie

20m

It's Not a Vacation, It's a Movie

What a Bummer

47m

What a Bummer

Immigrants Are Starting To Take A Stand!

5m

Immigrants Are Starting To Take A Stand!

Suck It Up and Go to Mars

21m

Suck It Up and Go to Mars

A Glove That Fits Like a Dress

41m

A Glove That Fits Like a Dress

LGBTQIA Community, What Is The New Norm?

6m

LGBTQIA Community, What Is The New Norm?

Vacations: It’s Not a Luxury, It’s a Necessity

2m

Vacations: It’s Not a Luxury, It’s a Necessity

Where Is It Illegal To Eat Frogs?!

14m

Where Is It Illegal To Eat Frogs?!

Jesus Was a Homeless Baby Too

21m

Jesus Was a Homeless Baby Too

Dublab Is Internet Radio Like You've Never Heard Before

1m

Dublab Is Internet Radio Like You've Never Heard Before

D&D

13m

D&D

Where Is It ILLEGAL to Send Unwanted Pizzas?

6m

Where Is It ILLEGAL to Send Unwanted Pizzas?

Got to Be in it To Win it: America's Obsession with the Lottery

2m

Got to Be in it To Win it: America's Obsession with the Lottery

Anything Can Be a Bag, A Bag Can Be Anything

42m

Anything Can Be a Bag, A Bag Can Be Anything

Jasmine Is a Star

57m

Jasmine Is a Star

Luck Be A Lady

44m

Luck Be A Lady

Young R.E.A.D Feat.Young M.A

20m

Young R.E.A.D Feat.Young M.A

Up Up & Away

44m

Up Up & Away

Like, Share, Dimelo

Like, Share, Dimelo

Sweet Like Kuki

20m

Sweet Like Kuki

Take It. Own It. ROCK IT!

20m

Take It. Own It. ROCK IT!

How To Be A Disruptor

20m

How To Be A Disruptor

What's In Your Fridge: A$AP Ferg

2m

What's In Your Fridge: A$AP Ferg

What Not To Ask A Trans Woman

1m

What Not To Ask A Trans Woman

Marissa Cooks Up A Puerto Rican Specialty

1m

Marissa Cooks Up A Puerto Rican Specialty

The Women of Standing Rock - Trailer

2m

The Women of Standing Rock - Trailer

Being BeBe

1h 29m

Being BeBe

No Place Like Home

21m

No Place Like Home

Like Share Dimelo - Trailer

30s

Like Share Dimelo - Trailer

Wearing Sleeveless Shirts Is A CRIME!

4m

Wearing Sleeveless Shirts Is A CRIME!

Being BeBe - Trailer

1m

Being BeBe - Trailer

Love It or Leave It

20m

Love It or Leave It

If Clash of the Corps Stars Could Role-Play For A Day

1m

If Clash of the Corps Stars Could Role-Play For A Day

Say What?!?

24m

Say What?!?

How Much Is too Much When It Comes to Sex with Weezy

6m

How Much Is too Much When It Comes to Sex with Weezy

Hype Up

Hype Up

Poppin' Up

20m

Poppin' Up

Joe Jonas' Dream Girl Is A Nightmare

10m

Joe Jonas' Dream Girl Is A Nightmare

Silly String Is Illegal in What US City!? Comedians React to Strange Laws

6m

Silly String Is Illegal in What US City!? Comedians React to Strange Laws

Is Nya A Baller On The Low?

51s

Is Nya A Baller On The Low?

Check It

1h 24m

Check It

Flaunt It

22m

Flaunt It

Worth It

20m

Worth It

Kat Von D

22m

Kat Von D

J.I.D

20m

J.I.D

Chew On This

44m

Chew On This

If I Should Die Before I Wake

57m

If I Should Die Before I Wake

Damon Wayans Jr. Winds Up In A Naked Family Feud

9m

Damon Wayans Jr. Winds Up In A Naked Family Feud

Young M.A On The Struggle of Giving Up Meat

9m

Young M.A On The Struggle of Giving Up Meat

End of the Line: The Women of Standing Rock

1h 27m

End of the Line: The Women of Standing Rock

Hype Up - Trailer

3m

Hype Up - Trailer

Up Tighty Whiteys

24m

Up Tighty Whiteys

Hands Up - Trailer

1m

Hands Up - Trailer

Manager Shake Up

20m

Manager Shake Up

Up in Smoke

24m

Up in Smoke

The Glow Up

20m

The Glow Up

You Need A Certification To Be A Fortune Teller!? Funny US Laws

5m

You Need A Certification To Be A Fortune Teller!? Funny US Laws

What The Hell Are We? Are We Living In A Simulation?

18m

What The Hell Are We? Are We Living In A Simulation?

It's Quitting Time

45m

It's Quitting Time

Asking For It

1h 21m

Asking For It

It's Probably Illegal

21m

It's Probably Illegal

Check It - Trailer

1m

Check It - Trailer

What Do I Do

41m

What Do I Do

Why This Show Exists?

8m

Why This Show Exists?

Thirst Day Was The Worst Day

20m

Thirst Day Was The Worst Day

What Does The Transcendent Star Look For In A Man: Dear Bambiana

1m

What Does The Transcendent Star Look For In A Man: Dear Bambiana

Vive le Pop Up!

20m

Vive le Pop Up!

Soul Food Pop-Up

20m

Soul Food Pop-Up

Red Hot Pin-Up

44m

Red Hot Pin-Up

The Big Break-Up

21m

The Big Break-Up

Clean Up Aisle One

46m

Clean Up Aisle One

OMG, It’s Beyonce!

20m

OMG, It’s Beyonce!

It Just Got Real

41m

It Just Got Real

Asking For It - Trailer

2m

Asking For It - Trailer

It’s Soul Food

20m

It’s Soul Food

It's Offensive, Not Artistic

24m

It's Offensive, Not Artistic

Putting It On Wax

23m

Putting It On Wax

Britney Spears: Workin' It

55m

Britney Spears: Workin' It

What's In Your Fridge: Smino

1m

What's In Your Fridge: Smino

Cipha Sounds What's Ur Thing?

Cipha Sounds What's Ur Thing?

What's In Your Fridge: Dumbfoundead

2m

What's In Your Fridge: Dumbfoundead

What's In Your Fridge: Tinashe

1m

What's In Your Fridge: Tinashe

Up NYC and Reebok Freebanz

11m

Up NYC and Reebok Freebanz

Fare is Fair

21m

Fare is Fair

More is More

20m

More is More

G Is Shot

21m

G Is Shot

The Winner Is…

44m

The Winner Is…

Get It Done/Get Wasted

20m

Get It Done/Get Wasted