Jimmy Kimmel has made himself the enemy of children and the stalwart ally of YouTube laugh-seekers for the fifth straight year. With over 1,000 submissions, the Jimmy Kimmel Live! team assembled a six-minute clip of parents, again, telling their children they scarfed down all the trick-or-treat candy overnight.
Exclamations range from "turkey butthole!" to "I don't wanna see you ever again, go get a job" to "I wanted to try Skittles!" (That one's pretty raw.) There's also a wide variety of children utterly collapsing and going mute. Surprising number of siblings launching into the exact same style/tone of crying.
The Avengers and Foxcatcher actor Mark Ruffalo also stopped by with his salt-and-pepper beard to talk about his new movie, Spotlight. And in a show of good sportsmanship, Ruffalo also told his kids he devoured their candy. Which led to...well, watch: