In case you've been living under a rock, you know that Panic! at the Disco is back with the promise of new music. For the first time in an album cycle, Brendon Urie is the only original member left in the band, but that's fine. What would they be without him?
Brendon Urie is victorious in more ways than one in the clip: In one scene, he's awarded one million dollars for not calling his ex. In another, the key to a city for helping a little old lady across the street. We won't completely ruin it for you -- press play above!
You'll laugh, you probably won't cry, but you'll definitely enjoy yourself. After your peepers are tired from examining each inch of Urie's perfect face, take the ultimate Panic! fan quiz.