ATLANTA, GA - SEPTEMBER 29: Rick Ross performs onstage at the 2012 BET Hip Hop Awards at Boisfeuillet Jones Atlanta Civic Cen
Chris McKay

Snap, this will make for one helluva party, that's for sure: Maybach Music is hitting the road this fall, coming to an arena or college campus near you. That means noted cheese lover, Obama devotee, tattoo fanatic and BET brawler Rick Ross will be leading his boys Meek Mill and Wale across the country, starting November 2 in Columbus, Ohio. 

From there, the Maybach crew—with opener Machine Gun Kelly and house mixmaster DJ Scream in tow—will criss cross the nation from New Orleans to Baltimore to Sactown. Tickets are available at See the complete dates below. But, real talk: What, Mr. Rick Ross, no love for New York City? The closest you can get is Baltimore? Really? Do I look like I own a car?

MMG Fall Tour Dates:

11/2, Columbus, OH (Schottenstein Center)

11/3, Lexington, KY (Rupp Arena)

11/4, State College, PA (Bryce Jordan Center)

11/5, Champaign, IL (Assembly Hall)

11/8, New Orleans, LA (UNO Lakefront Arena)

11/9, Bossier City, LA (CenturyLink Center)

11/10, Arlington, TX (College Park Center at University of Texas)

11/11, Austin, TX (Frank Erwin Center)

11/13, Columbia, SC (Colonial Life Arena)

11/14, Charlottesville, VA (John Paul Jones Arena)

11/15, Providence, RI (Dunkin' Donuts Center)

11/17, Baltimore, MD (1st Mariner Arena)

11/18, Fairfax, VA (Patriot Center)

11/23, Oklahoma City, OK (Chesapeake Energy Arena)

11/24, Albuquerque, NM (Tingley Coliseum)

11/25, El Paso, TX (El Paso County Coliseum)

11/27, Tucson, AZ (Tucson Arena)

11/29, Fresno, CA (Save Mart Center)

11/30, San Jose, CA (The Events Center at San Jose State University)

11/1, Sacramento, CA (Power Balance Pavilion)

11/2, San Diego, CA (Viejas Arena at Aztec Bowl San Diego State University)